Cyber Ramayan

Today's cyber Ramayan, read and enjoy...

LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR named
DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his
queens gave an OUTPUT of four SUNs - RAM, LSIman, BUG-rat and
SED-rughana.
RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY. His brothers,
however, were only PERIPHERAL ICs. Once when RAM was only 16MB, he
married princess 'C'ta. 12 years passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTAL
RAM as his successor.
However, Queen CIE/CAE (Kayekayee), who was once offered a boon by
DOS-rat for a life saving HELP COMMAND, took this opportunity at
the instigation of her BIOSed maid (a real plotter), and insisted that
her son Bug-rat be INSTALLED and that RAM be BOOTED to the forest for
14 years. At this cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed thru
DOS-rat and he collapsed, power-less. RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest
and 'C'ta insisted to LOGIN with him. LSI-man was also resolved on
LOGGING IN with his brother. The forest was the dwelling of
SPARC-nakha, the TRANSISTOR of RAW-van, PROCESSOR of LAN-ka.
Attracted by RAM's stature, she proposed that he marry her. RAM,
politely declined. Perceiving 'C'ta to be the SOURCE CODE of her
distress, she hastened to kill her. Weeping, SPARC-nakha fled to
LAN-ka, where RAW-van, moved by TRANSISTOR's plight, approached his
uncle MAR-icha. MAR-icha PROGRAMED himself into the form of a golden
stag and drew RAM deep into the forest. Finally, tired of chase, RAM
shot the deer, who, with his last breath, cried out desperately for
LSI-man in RAM's voice.  Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND, 'C'ta urged
LSI-man to his brother's aid. Catching the opportunity, RAW-van
DELINKED 'C'ta  from her LIBRARY  and changed her ROOT DIRECTORY to
LAN-ka. RAM and LSI-man started SEARCHING for the missing 'C'ta all
over the forest. They made friendship with the forest SYSTEM
ADMINISTRATOR SU-greev and his powerful co-PROCESSOR Ha-NEUMAN.
SU-greev agreed to help RAM. SU-greev ordered his PROGRAMMERS to use
powerful 'SEARCH' techniques to FIND the missing 'C'ta. His
PROGRAMMERS SEARCHED all around the INTER-NETworked forests.
Many tried to 'EXCITE' the birds and animals not to forget the 'WEB
CRAWLERS' (Insects) and tried to 'INFO SEEK' something about 'C'ta.
Some of them even shouted 'YAA-HOO' but they all ended up with 'NOT
FOUND' MESSAGES.
Several other SEARCH techniques proved useless. Ha-NEUMAN devised a
RISKy TECHNOLOGY and used it to cross the seas at an astonishing CLOCK
SPEED. Soon Ha-NEUMAN DOWNLOADED himself into LAN-ka. After doing
some local SEARCH, Ha-NEUMAN found 'C'ta weeping under a TREE
STRUCTURE. Ha-NEUMAN used a LOGIN ID (ring) to identify himself to
'C'ta. After DECRYPTING THE KEY, 'C'ta believed in him and asked him to
send a STATUS_OK MESSAGE to RAM. Meanwhile all the raakshasa BUGS
around 'C'ta captured Ha-NEUMAN and tried to DELETE him using
pyro-techniques. But Ha-NEUMAN managed to spread chaos by  spreading
the VIRUS 'Fire'. Ha-NEUMAN happily pressed ESCAPE from  LAN-ka and
conveyed all the STATUS MESSAGES to RAM and SU-greev. RAW-wan decided
to take the all powerful RAM  head-on and prepared  for the battle.
One of the RAW-wan's SUN (son) almost DELETED RAM & LSI-man with a
powerful brahma-astra. But Ha-NEUMAN resorted to some ACTIVE-X
gradients and REBOOTED RAM and LSI-man. RAM used the SOURCE CODE
secrets of RAW-wan and once for all wiped out
RAW-wan's presense on earth.
After the battle, RAM got INSTALLED in I/O-dhya and spreaded his
MICROSOFT WORKS and other USER FRIENDLY PROGRAMS to all USERS and
every one lived happily everafter.