~¤Fantastic Definitions¤~
School:
A Place Where Papa Pays & Son Plays
Life Insurance:
A Contract That Keeps You Poor All Your Life So That You Can Die Rich
Marriage:
It’s An Agreement In Which A Man Looses His Bachelors Degree And A Women Gains Her Masters
Dictionary:
A Place Where Success Comes Before Work
Smile:
A Curve That Can Set A Lot Of Things Straight
Doctor:
A Person Who Kills Ur Ills By Pills, N Kills U By Bills
Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower
Nurse:
A person who wakes u up to give the sleeping pills
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