The Power of the human mind

Dear Friends,

Some thing to chew... take a break..
another example to show English is a funny language...! !!???


I can read it , can You?
fi yuo cna raed tihs,
yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too.
Cna yuo raed tihs?
Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.


i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd
waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid,
aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,
it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are,
the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit
and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and
you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mni d deos
not raed ervey lteter by istlef,
but the wrod as a wlohe.
Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas
tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
if you can raed tihs forwrad it.


ONLY POST IF YOU CAN READ

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Why Teachers are So Stressed...check it out!

When in School we always wondered why teachers always seemed so mad
Now we know the reason….coz they are so stressed out kids, Why??????? Read below the essays to know

Want more?................... Check out these Mathematics geniuses…

Innocent Boy............Asks..........

Small boy opens the door and looks at his sister's boyfriend,

and

asks innocently

"Every day u come to meet my sister, don't you have your own sister"

One Rose for each year of her life

A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl.

One day she told him that the next day was her birthday.

He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses... one for each year of her life.

That evening he called the local florist and ordered twenty-one roses with instructions that they be delivered first thing the next morning.

As the florist was preparing the order, he decided that since the young man was such a good customer, he would put an extra dozen roses in the bouquet.

The fellow never did find out what made the young girl so angry with him.

POOR BOYZZZZ.........

When a Girl Cries ------------The World "Consoles" her

But when a boy cries ---------- They say Come on man
don't be A "Girl"

If A Girl slaps a Boy ----------- Definitely the Boy would have "done something"
If Boy Slaps a girl ------------ -- Rascal doesn't know how to "Respect Ladies"

If a Girl is talking to Boys
----- She is "Very Friendly"
If a Boy talks to a Girl
---------- He is "flirting"

If a Girl meets with accident ------------ --------
Then its "mistake of others"
If a Boy meets with same accident -----------? - --?------
"Don't you know how to Drive"

What A World Is this

NEWton's law

How Newton founded his II and III laws?

....He gave a force "F" by kicking a goat, it made a sound "MA" so he formulated II law

"F=MA"

After few seconds goat kicked him back.

Then he formulated III law "For Every Action There is an Equal and Opposite Reaction"

100/100

J.N.T.U type questions..
Answer it..
1.Jack can walk at 15km/hr and joseph can walk 12km/hr.what is joseph second sister name?
2.A bal of diameter 10cm is dropped from height of 5meters with a force of 18newtons.Find the colour of the ball?
3.A ship of weight 30tons is travelling along west with speed of 10 nautical miles/hr.what is captain's shoe brand?
4.If a car is suddenly stopped at 80km/hr.then why did the hen cross the road?
hahhaha...lol..!!!

Define your Birthday

A fantastic question with meaningful answer 


DEFINE YOUR BIRTHDAY....

The only day in your life,
when you cried and your mother was SMILING....!!!

Lets Try This....

259 x ( your age) x 39 = ??


just try it ....you will get an intresting result

What is A Kiss??????

GEOMETRY:
Kiss is the  shortest distance between 2 lips
ECONOMICS:
Kiss is the thing for which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!
PHYSICS:
Kiss is the process of charging a human body.
COMPUTER SCIENCE:
Kiss is just like a LAN in which 2 systems are connected with wireless technology. 
HISTORY:
Kiss is the great war between lips.
CHEMISTRY:
Kiss is the fast reaction between two lips without any catalyst.
Finally,
IN "3 IDIOTS" STYLE:
An anatomical juxtaposition of 2 orbicularis oris supplied by zygomatic branch of the 7th cranial nerve with its nucleus in pons in a state of contraction followed by continous oral microflora exchange of either subject as a result of alpha wavs originating in hypothalamas is the phenomena known as KISS.

Difference in OLD n NEW love stories

	Old Love Story	New Love Story
Begins With:	Eyes	Mobile
Grow With:	Gifts	Balance share
Ends With :	Tears	SIM change

A funny conversation between Software engineer and his wife

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.


Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.


Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.


Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.


Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.



Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.


Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.


Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.


Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.


Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.


Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.


Wife - I will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.


Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.


Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.


Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer

Funny Short Forms Of IT Companies

1. NIIT: Not Interested in IT

2. WIPRO: Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

3. HCL: Hidden Costs & Losses

4. TCS: Totally Confusing Solutions

5. INFOSYS: Inferior Offline Systems

6. HUGHES: Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

7. BAAN: Beggars Association And Nerds

8. IBM: Implicitly Boring Machines

9. SATYAM: Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

10. PARAM: Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of  Microprocessors

11. C-DOT: Coffee During Office Timings

12. CMC: Coffee, Meals and Comfort

13. DELL: Deplorable Equipment & lack luster

14. PSI: Peculiar Symptoms of India.

We got the "KICK" before n while watching "KICK" movie

We are studying B.Tech.(engineering) final year IT now,in CMEC,which is at outs certs of Hyderabad.We casually after finishing exams,we will plan for any movie or another place to roam and enjoy.
That day was a Monday,we had written the last external exam of  the 3rd year 2nd sem.The examination timings are 10 AM to 1 PM.After finishing the we suddenly had a thought of  going  to the "KICK" movie,for matinée show which will starts at 2.15-2.45 in nearby theater,as we didn't planned before because that  exam was postponed suddenly due to some reasons.Then we are six people,on two bike,and started fastly  and went to nearby theater my bad luck starts there,there is no "KICK" movie,in that theater,then we started hunting for the theater which is showing "KICK",the time also running with us.Then we got another theater,which is showing "KICK",our fate again came against us,there tickets are there but show started,though,we collected money to buy tickets,there again fate against us,there is not enough money that time,there is enough money for tickets but there is no money for bike parking,then we again started to my room,which is near to get the money and to go to another theater.Fate is really playing with us,that morning i forgot the key in room only,with the examination tension,and another key is with my sister,but she is not there for that particular time,we started scolding ourselves.My sister went to my cousin sister' hostel,which is near but can't go on bike,Then I started run and at last I got the key and got the money,then again started going to the theater nearby,there also people are going into the theater,we thought we will watch the movie,another time.Fortunately there are some tickets,and the show not started yet,we got the tickets and entered into the theater,The title of the movie,"KICK" was on the screen,we laughed at ourselves and smiled.Luckily,The "KICK",movie is very good movie,otherwise we have to blame ourselves for doing that adventure.We enjoyed a lot in the theater,while watching movie.That is the "happy ending" for adventurous and thriller action.

~¤Fantastic Definitions¤~

~¤Fantastic Definitions¤~ 

School: 

A Place Where Papa Pays & Son Plays

Life Insurance: 

A Contract That Keeps You Poor All Your Life So That You Can Die Rich

Marriage: 

It’s An Agreement In Which A Man Looses His Bachelors Degree And A Women Gains Her Masters

Dictionary: 

A Place Where Success Comes Before Work

Smile: 

A Curve That Can Set A Lot Of Things Straight  

Doctor: 
A Person Who Kills Ur Ills By Pills, N Kills U By Bills

Tears:

The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower

Nurse:

A person who wakes u up to give the sleeping pills

 

TWINKLE poem telangana style

Its nt posted 2 hurt anyone,Its just 4 fun


merishe merishe shinna sukka,
pareshaan aithane ninnu zhushi,
zameen kelli mast dooram lunnav,
aasmnla vajram lekka unnav.


మెరిశే మెరిశే శిన్న సుక్క,
పరేషాన్ ఐతనే నిన్ను జూశి,
జామీన్ కెల్ల మస్త దూరంలో ఉన్నావ్,
ఆసమాన్ల వజ్రం లెక్క ఉన్నావ్.

wats it?

answer it?


it comes 
once in year,
twice in month,
4 times in a week,
16 times in a day


wat is it?

How BTech(engineering) teaching faculty will speaks english

How BTech(engineering) teaching faculty will speaks english(it is nt 2 hurt anybody,its just 4 fun)

• Both of you three get out of my class
• Why are you so late? Say yes or no.
• Take 5cm wire of any length
• I have 2 daughters,both of them are girls.
• All of you stand in a circle straightly.
• Don't dare talk in front of my back.

Cyber Ramayan

Today's cyber Ramayan, read and enjoy...

LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR named
DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his
queens gave an OUTPUT of four SUNs - RAM, LSIman, BUG-rat and
SED-rughana.
RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY. His brothers,
however, were only PERIPHERAL ICs. Once when RAM was only 16MB, he
married princess 'C'ta. 12 years passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTAL
RAM as his successor.
However, Queen CIE/CAE (Kayekayee), who was once offered a boon by
DOS-rat for a life saving HELP COMMAND, took this opportunity at
the instigation of her BIOSed maid (a real plotter), and insisted that
her son Bug-rat be INSTALLED and that RAM be BOOTED to the forest for
14 years. At this cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed thru
DOS-rat and he collapsed, power-less. RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest
and 'C'ta insisted to LOGIN with him. LSI-man was also resolved on
LOGGING IN with his brother. The forest was the dwelling of
SPARC-nakha, the TRANSISTOR of RAW-van, PROCESSOR of LAN-ka.
Attracted by RAM's stature, she proposed that he marry her. RAM,
politely declined. Perceiving 'C'ta to be the SOURCE CODE of her
distress, she hastened to kill her. Weeping, SPARC-nakha fled to
LAN-ka, where RAW-van, moved by TRANSISTOR's plight, approached his
uncle MAR-icha. MAR-icha PROGRAMED himself into the form of a golden
stag and drew RAM deep into the forest. Finally, tired of chase, RAM
shot the deer, who, with his last breath, cried out desperately for
LSI-man in RAM's voice.  Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND, 'C'ta urged
LSI-man to his brother's aid. Catching the opportunity, RAW-van
DELINKED 'C'ta  from her LIBRARY  and changed her ROOT DIRECTORY to
LAN-ka. RAM and LSI-man started SEARCHING for the missing 'C'ta all
over the forest. They made friendship with the forest SYSTEM
ADMINISTRATOR SU-greev and his powerful co-PROCESSOR Ha-NEUMAN.
SU-greev agreed to help RAM. SU-greev ordered his PROGRAMMERS to use
powerful 'SEARCH' techniques to FIND the missing 'C'ta. His
PROGRAMMERS SEARCHED all around the INTER-NETworked forests.
Many tried to 'EXCITE' the birds and animals not to forget the 'WEB
CRAWLERS' (Insects) and tried to 'INFO SEEK' something about 'C'ta.
Some of them even shouted 'YAA-HOO' but they all ended up with 'NOT
FOUND' MESSAGES.
Several other SEARCH techniques proved useless. Ha-NEUMAN devised a
RISKy TECHNOLOGY and used it to cross the seas at an astonishing CLOCK
SPEED. Soon Ha-NEUMAN DOWNLOADED himself into LAN-ka. After doing
some local SEARCH, Ha-NEUMAN found 'C'ta weeping under a TREE
STRUCTURE. Ha-NEUMAN used a LOGIN ID (ring) to identify himself to
'C'ta. After DECRYPTING THE KEY, 'C'ta believed in him and asked him to
send a STATUS_OK MESSAGE to RAM. Meanwhile all the raakshasa BUGS
around 'C'ta captured Ha-NEUMAN and tried to DELETE him using
pyro-techniques. But Ha-NEUMAN managed to spread chaos by  spreading
the VIRUS 'Fire'. Ha-NEUMAN happily pressed ESCAPE from  LAN-ka and
conveyed all the STATUS MESSAGES to RAM and SU-greev. RAW-wan decided
to take the all powerful RAM  head-on and prepared  for the battle.
One of the RAW-wan's SUN (son) almost DELETED RAM & LSI-man with a
powerful brahma-astra. But Ha-NEUMAN resorted to some ACTIVE-X
gradients and REBOOTED RAM and LSI-man. RAM used the SOURCE CODE
secrets of RAW-wan and once for all wiped out
RAW-wan's presense on earth.
After the battle, RAM got INSTALLED in I/O-dhya and spreaded his
MICROSOFT WORKS and other USER FRIENDLY PROGRAMS to all USERS and
every one lived happily everafter.